That is my thigh and that is a massive bruise on my thigh.
Towards the end of my hockey game last night I got nailed with the ball from a person who clearly has a very hard shot. I was probably 5 or 6 feet away and I tried to turn, but obviously wasn't fast enough. That being said, I am very glad it was on the meaty part of my leg and not my knee cap, or even worse, in my face. I have managed to bruise in colors I didn't know existed in the bruise spectrum, including the bright pink in the center. And it hasn't even been 24 hours yet, so I have a feeling that there are more exciting colors to come.
I can't decide if it looks more like a galaxy or an 8-ball in pool.