See that Mercedes logo on my knee cap? Yeah, thats the stitching of a soccer ball from my game. Not a game that just finished 20 minutes ago, my game last night.
Combine this with painful breathing (chest cold), hacking up a lung on the field (chest cold + asthma), a fat lip (2 shots to the face) and our team having 1 less player than the other team and you can almost picture how I looked at the end of the game. Almost.